Is October a good time to visit a theme park?

I spent a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach this week. The forecast had been for wall to wall blue skies, but it turned out overcast and a bit drizzly. Nevertheless I determined to have fun.

This must be the quietest time of year for theme parks. They stay open till November so that they can make the most of Halloween, but this week is too early for that, and too late for holidaymakers. Blackpool promenade was almost deserted. There were a fair number of people in the park, including a surprising number of children, given that this is a school week. However I never had to queue for more than a few minutes to go on any ride.

I got to go on all the big ones, including The Big One! I like fast and high rollercoasters, and there were plenty of them. My favourite last time was Icon, which I think is the fastest of all. But this time I think I enjoyed Infusion even more. Your feet dangle as you hang from the ride and it is very easy to lose any idea of where you are as you get flung around.

The new ride for 2026 is Aviktas, but I avoided that because it is a spinny ride, and I think I would have got travel sick.

Instead, I showed my age, and took in a few of the tamer attractions between the coasters, including the Ghost Train, Wallace & Gromit’s Thrill-O-Matic, and the Derby Racer Carousel.

I even went for a wander through the Chinese Puzzle maze. I remember that last time I was here, I got thoroughly lost so this time I tried a particular technique that I know works in a few mazes, and found my way out after about 15 minutes.

At the end of my trip I was feeling a little bruised, especially from some of the older rides like Grand National and Steeplechase, which throw you around, but I had had a lovely time and rewarded myself at Blackpool’s famous icecream parlour Notarianni’s.

Would I have preferred better weather? Yes. But was it amazing to have no queues and go on just whatever I wanted? Certainly. So is this the best time of year to go to a theme park? Quite possibly.

When is too much too much?

When it comes to food and drink I have to admit I love excess. Perhaps it comes from my childhood when we did not have a lot of money and I was often hungry. There were four of us brothers and sister and we would share one small tin of beans for our tea. Perhaps it come from my love of cooking for others – there is a generosity I love in providing more food and drink than is needed. I am very happy to eat keftovers so ‘too much” is not wasteful for me – just a kindness to my guests.

So when this milkshake was provided for one of my birthday treats last week, I could really appreciate it. Vanilla milkshake with Nutella, chocolate shavings, chocolate brownie, two ice cream sandwiches, and covered in chocolate sauce. I love milkshakes. I love ice-cream. I love chocolate. It is outstanding.

I knew it would be a challenge when my waiter told me “good luck”. But I like a challenge. And 30 minutes later my glass was empty.

I have to admit that after finishing, I felt a little unwell. The sugar rush was great but the come down afterwards left me slightly nauseous and drained of energy. Was this finally the occasion when too much was actually too much?

Well no. I loved the milkshake and in retrospect do not regret a single calorie. Probably once a year is enough but it was delicious.

Just call me Augustus Gloop.

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